Frustration to Jet Fire

I have been trying to get this Old dude. Gaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......It's been months now and stores near me just have not carried them. What the #@^$% is going on? I just don't get it. Some of my buddies told me they got them at Walmart and Target. But not me, I went to 4 target, 3 walmarts, and 3 Toys R Us....but still no luck.

I know that you would say, "why don't you get him online????"